Annoying thing - 3

Hummers....! What on earth?

These are the most ridiculous cars imaginable, despite the advertising blurb which maintains that their off road capability and stylish interior 'create the ultimate in rugged sophistication'. Since when have tanks been in any way sexy or sophisticated? What a load of rubbish.

Whose idea was it to invent some trumped up macho hideous, petrol guzzling, environmentally unfriendly vehicle as this? They actually remind me of those tiny pull back toy cars that used to be popular in the eighties. You could buy them in sets. The kids loved them. But why make them giant sized, for real?

Thank goodness their popularity seems to have waned. May I suggest if you're tempted by a hummer, you should consider joining the Army. Then you can drive something remarkably similar, wear a uniform and shoot people. That should make you feel like a real man.

Things that annoy me 2

Have you ever been waiting in a busy car park for a space? One of those car parks where someone else, who has come in behind you, might get a space before you do? Annoying, aren't they? Especially when you see someone get in their car, give them a quick bit of eye contact and mouth 'Are you leaving?' and they answer with a thumbs up.

They proceed to get into the driving seat and you wait. You wait while they check out their make up in the mirror. You wait while they fiddle about with their seat belt. You wait while they get out a sandwich and open it up and eat it. Very very slowly.

Having finished this, they check their face in the mirror, fiddle with their seat belt again, turn on the radio and finally, when you're ready to explode with rage, turn the engine on and drive out.

In the meantime, the 500 cars that came into the car park AFTER YOU have already been and done their shopping. I'm sorry, but I think homicide is justified for such people. Car park rage. That would be my excuse.

Annoying things - 1

I plan to write something which annoys me each week, maybe even two or three times a week (depending on how bad it's been).

Isn't it annoying when people ignore you when you're waiting at a counter, and they are behind it but busy doing something else? Usually something which doesn't seem that important. Not nearly as important as serving you.

Rather than looking up and acknowledging your presence, some people choose to pretend you aren't even there. This makes me think very evil thoughts. If they just said, 'Sorry, I'll be with you in a minute?' the tension would subside and you would love them. It's that easy.

Stupid bastards.